I’m drunk. Wtf am I doing.

Have you guys head of LuLu….This…worries me because it can ruin a guy’s confidence if he saw his “reviews”

Oh just found out theres a dude version. WTF.

My burps smell so unholy right now..

I can smell my nose hairs burning.

I used to be such a hoe.

I go to an art school..

But I am not even confident in my own art.

What the fuck am I doing.

I ran into a wall and cut my nose. 

BUT I am going to tell people that I got into a fight because that’s less embarrassing.

If I had big tits..I would flaunt the shit out of them.

I live in a city where EVERYONE is covered in body modification. I can walk down the street and see a man covered in blue paint or another man with 50 piercings in his face and not be judged. I am so happy when I see this. 

Then I go to my hometown. Where the job place will automatically judge you and I am automatically ruled “not eligible for hire”.

You haven’t even seen what I plan to do to my body.

I doubt my abilities every second of everyday.

A bunch of friends are getting together and going to box one another. I was told to get my “hot girlfriends who wear skimpy clothes” together and we will all fight. 

Fight club. So. Excited.

I am stuffing my face with homemade baked mac n cheese with crushed cheddar and sour cream ruffles on top. FUCKING GREAT!

College eating.

I am going to draw something I want to draw. Going to get some free time and draw a sick ass picture and do some watercolor/acrylic…yeah that sounds rreaalllllllllll fuckin good.

I have been naked all spring break. 

I fucking love it.

I don’t feel strong right now..matter of fact, I don’t know when I will ever be.